February 2012
4 tags
I'll say your name, and in the same breath, I'll...
- Fireworks, You Me At Six
I'm hilarious
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
I probably have a combination of some of the best and some of the worst friends in existence.
Oh what, you want space?
Fine fuck you.
Fuck your apology text.
Not good enough this time.
Oh.
Today is the worst.
I love how it’s a leap year so because it is different then women can propose.
Which I don’t understand because:
a. If I wanted to propose I’d bloody do it when I felt like it.
and b. Just why do you want it to be your idea when you end up legally tied to someone who spends a majority of their time irritating the living daylights out of you.
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is writing something with a pencil and the lead breaks so he goes to sharpen it and starts writing again but the lead breaks again because he dropped it earlier and the lead is broken in many places inside the pencil
Watchjoshishollywood:
Me and Jenna having a rant on the term...
richbitchreiss:
We’d fuck shit up if we ever went on Question Time… Just sayin’..
We’re all up in yo’ universities poking holes in yo arguments.
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. I feel terrible.
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Someone needs to stop Stephenie Meyer's existence...
fortune-favours-the-brave:
Before she writes something else that makes me want to give up on literature and burn libraries down.
