button10 seconds later;
Friend:
OMG
OMFG
WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
FUCK FUCK
Me: cos you wouldnt have listened
Friend:
THAT IS HORRIBLE
Me and my flat mates at the summer ball. Mine and Xander’s pupils look pretty massive…
Playing Left 4 Dead with my friend, as you do… when one dead guy starts spinning and flapping around the room like a helicopter (Like the bit in LOTR where Saruman lifts Gandalf up and he’s all...

